Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
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Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
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Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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