Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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