i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
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i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
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He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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