I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
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reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
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I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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