walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
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