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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
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The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
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This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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