I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
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She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
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Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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