DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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