if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
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It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
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A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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