It wouldn't matter if you are Jesus Christ himself, you are not getting into the bar tonight
he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
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