No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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