love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
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This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
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I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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