So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
Randomize
