why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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