Is it normal to miss your booty call?
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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