this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
Randomize
