Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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