why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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