I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
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I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
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My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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