is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
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I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
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Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
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