BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
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