it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
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You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
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I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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