It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
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