I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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