love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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