Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
