We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
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He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
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Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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