I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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