Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
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