sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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