Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
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Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
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Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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