Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
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I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
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At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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