I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
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