i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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