So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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