guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
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Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
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Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
I need mimosas to revive my soul
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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