Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I have aggressive nipples.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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