Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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