That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
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