once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
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i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
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How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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