The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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