Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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