I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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