you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
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I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
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