Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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