I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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