does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
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Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
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Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
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