I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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