Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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