porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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