Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
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