Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
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