Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
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you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
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Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Pants are for mortals
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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