Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
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He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
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I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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