So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
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