why are there goldfish crackers all over my bed?
you decided you wanted to name them & keep them as pets.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
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he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
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THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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