why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
I take back everything I said about communal showers
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
I need to sanitize my soul.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Randomize
