Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
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Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
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All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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